Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.