- Things You Think Only You Do

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

It's hot but I still have on covers

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

This song will not come out of my head!

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

sing like a pro in da shower

Brake for tail-gaters

wonder who wrote these things

chew on the side of my teeth

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.