I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.