always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I can't trill my R's

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Only use the left earphone.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.