wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.