When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Having gay sex

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.