Pretend animals talk to you!

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I pee in the shower. :3

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.