sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

call someone by a siblings name.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.