forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Talk to my cat.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I eat ass

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.