i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.