Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.