Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.