when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.