when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Pee in the shower

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.