Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.