- Things You Think Only You Do

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.