I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.