- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Watch the same movies over and over

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Set Fire to the Rain

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

i see almost everything as a sign

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.