wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.