At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Pee in the shower

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.