wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Talk to my cat.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.