Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I can't trill my R's

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.