I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.