Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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misread dig bick

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.