Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

chew on the side of my teeth

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

masturbate quietly in my room.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.