when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.