When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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wonder who wrote these things

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.