Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.