You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.