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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.