While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Take baths

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.