I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Your mom

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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hate Justin Bieber

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.