When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Take baths

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.