I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Made after doomsday plans

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I want to suck on your penis

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.