When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.