Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.