Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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KICK THE CAN

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.