When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Say what even when u heard someone

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being super bored at school

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.