Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Fart at home

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sit in the shower

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.