I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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sit in the shower

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.