I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.