When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

thumb_up thumb_down -51

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

thumb_up thumb_down +14

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -102

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

thumb_up thumb_down -104

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

thumb_up thumb_down -128

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

thumb_up thumb_down -89

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

thumb_up thumb_down +38

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

thumb_up thumb_down -148

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

thumb_up thumb_down +85

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.