when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.