Fart at home

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.