Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I always think I have special powers

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.