Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

thumb_up thumb_down -132

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

thumb_up thumb_down +3

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Sitting next to a banana called James

thumb_up thumb_down -58

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

thumb_up thumb_down -73

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

thumb_up thumb_down -83

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.