Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.