Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.