When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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being super bored at school

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Fart at home

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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smoke marijuana

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.