put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.