When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.