When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.