Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.