Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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i masturbate with my feet

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.