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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Do somthing only you do
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.