Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.