i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Do somthing only you do

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Tear up when I poop

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.