Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.