like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.