I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I never feel bored

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.