I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I hit the frig after sex

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Sometimes I toot.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.