Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.