- Things You Think Only You Do

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.