Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.