Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Being fat

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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i masturbate with my feet

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.