I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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listen to madonnas new album

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.