Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I have a phobia of incest

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.