If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.