when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.