- Things You Think Only You Do

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.