Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I don't read the terms of service.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.