go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Being fat

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Go for a 10 mile run.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.