Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.