Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Smoking in the shower.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.