Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.