Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Smoking in the shower.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.