- Things You Think Only You Do

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.