Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.