Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.