get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Sitting down in the shower

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.