I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.