Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Courtesy flush.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.