- Things You Think Only You Do

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I hold my breath in elevators

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

I was the real Stig...

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.