- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Sitting down in the shower

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.