Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.