- Things You Think Only You Do

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.