Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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The older I get the more honest I get

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Do somthing only you do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.