- Things You Think Only You Do

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

listen to madonnas new album

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.