I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Smoking in the shower.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Ur mum

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.