sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Poo really loud

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.