I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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make south park refferences every day

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.