Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.