Stab myself on a daily basis

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.