get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.