right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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fall asleep in the shower.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.