I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.