make south park refferences every day

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.