I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Be a loner at school

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.