whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.