- Things You Think Only You Do

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

humiliating little girls

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

call someone by a siblings name.

Poo really loud

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.