Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.