Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Being fat

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speak proper english

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.