Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.