- Things You Think Only You Do

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.