I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Do somthing only you do

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Tear up when I poop

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.