When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.