If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Smoking in the shower.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.