Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.