stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I cant ride a bike

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.