Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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only read the short jokes on this website

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.