- Things You Think Only You Do

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.