I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I think about other women when having sex

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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make south park refferences every day

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.