I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.