I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I piss in the bed every night

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.