When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.