- Things You Think Only You Do

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

call someone by a siblings name.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Picking my nose.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

k. everyone

Sitting down in the shower

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.