When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.