Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I cant ride a bike

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.