- Things You Think Only You Do

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Stab myself on a daily basis

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.