go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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k. everyone

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.