I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.