- Things You Think Only You Do

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I can't piss with my shoes on.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.