only read the short jokes on this website

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.