- Things You Think Only You Do

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Do somthing only you do

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.