I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

the power to regenerate your appendix

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.