I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Tear up when I poop

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I cant ride a bike

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.