Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.