- Things You Think Only You Do

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.