Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.