recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I read the down voted posts

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.