Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.