- Things You Think Only You Do

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.