When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.