Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sitting down in the shower

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.