When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.