- Things You Think Only You Do

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.