.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Eat ice by itself

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.