as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.