the power to regenerate your appendix

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.