Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.