While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I have a phobia of incest

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.