When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.