I pee in the shower. :3

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I never feel bored

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.