Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.