Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Mayada stupid

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I read the down voted posts

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.