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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I was the real Stig...

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.