in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Be a loner at school

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.