Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.