Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I piss in the bed every night

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.