I scratch and sniff.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I read the down voted posts

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.