Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.