Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I read the down voted posts

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I cant ride a bike

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.